Here's the Official "Whipster's Punabridged Dictionary" (L-Z) that was hidden and recently discovered buried deep inside a box in a far corner of my garage for over 25 years. It's deep truths and incite can now be shared with others so that they can unlock the true meaning of these words...
| laundress | - | a gown worn while sitting in the grass | |
| legend | - | the edge of a cliff -- see also allege | |
| locate | - | nickname for a short girl named Catherine | |
| macaw | - | what I have trouble starting on cold mornings | |
| minimum | - | a very small mother | |
| moth | - | green thtuff, found on the north thide of treeth | |
| nitrate | - | cheapest price for calling long distance | |
| notator | - | no gravy, either | |
| observatory | - | what the patriot general told his spy to do | |
| oleate | - | what Ole did when he went to a restaurant | |
| overbear | - | a better place to be than under one, though not much | |
| paradise | - | two ivory cubes with dots all over them | |
| paraffins | - | what's found on the side of fish | |
| paralyze | - | tow untruths | |
| plaintiff | - | a simple argument | |
| program | - | in favor of the metric system | |
| protein | - | in favor of teenagers | |
| rampage | - | the page in the encyclopedia about male sheep | |
| rapscallion | - | a door knocker shaped like an onion | |
| rattan | - | what a rat gets while vacationing in Florida | |
| sherbet | - | a horse that can't lose | |
| stereogram | - | a singing telegram delivered by two messengers | |
| stirrup | - | what you do with cake batter | |
| submit | - | cold-weather handgear on an underwater ship | |
| subsidy | - | a town underneath another town | |
| tenure | - | the number following nineure | |
| Thursday | - | what you get while crossing the desert | |
| tithe | - | th fathen shoeth with a bow in the latheth | |
| unabated | - | a mousetrap without any cheese or a fishhook with a worm | |
| uproar | - | the noise that a flying lion would make if lions could fly | |
| uralite | - | what you say to a person who weighs less than fifty pounds | |
| valorous | - | a big animal vit tusks; lives in vater | |
| vanguard | - | a person who protects trucks | |
| variola | - | what a person is if he is over one hundred years old | |
| vermilion | - | the number following vernine-hundred ninety-nine-thousand-nine-hundred ninety-nine | |
| versicle | - | a frozen poem on a stick | |
| warehouse | - | what you say when you're lost | |
| washable | - | something a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water | |
| whereto | - | the number following wherone | |
| wholesale | - | where a gopher goes to buy a new home | |
| windjammer | - | a person who spreads jelly on bread during a hurricane | |
| xerophyte | - | no argument | |
| yoga | - | the yellow-colored center portion of a yegg | |
| zealotry | - | what a tree salesman likes to do |
Note: Author Unknown -- I'm not sure who originally compiled this list, but believe it is in the public domain. Click here for Volume A-K. Warning: there is more coming from this compilation.
Copyright 2008 by Lawrence Yerkes. All Rights Reserved.
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