Here's the Official "Whipster's Punabridged Dictionary" (A-K) that was hidden and recently discovered buried deep inside a box in a far corner of my garage for over 25 years. It's deep truths and incite can now be shared with others so that they can unlock the true meaning of these words...
| adage | - | to become older | |
| affix | - | big trouble | |
| allege | - | a high rock shelf | |
| arson | - | our daughter's brother | |
| avowal | - | a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y | |
| bassinet | - | what every fisherman wants | |
| behoove | - | to have hooves, as a horse | |
| belong | - | to take your time | |
| brotherhood | - | your brother, the crook | |
| buckboard | - | the price of lumber before inflation | |
| bulkhead | - | hat size larger than 7 1/2 | |
| bumpkin | - | 1: to jostle a relative; 2: your brother, the tramp | |
| cadence | - | a less-than-bright girl name Kay | |
| calcium | - | what Cal said when he saw 'um | |
| capsize | - | same as hat size -- see bulkhead | |
| carpet | - | a dog or cat who enjoys riding in an automobile | |
| circumflex | - | a polite invitation for someone to show off his muscles | |
| condescend | - | to escape from prison by lowering oneself over the wall with a rope. | |
| deduce | - | de lowest card in de deck | |
| deformation | - | a football formation in which the backfield lines up in the shape of a D | |
| denounce | - | a group of words that names things, as opposed to de verbs, de adjectives, and so on | |
| documentate | - | what you say to the doctor when he charges you ten dollars and should have charged only eight | |
| dogma | - | a mother dog | |
| dressage | - | how old the dress is | |
| eclipse | - | shat a gardener does to the hedge | |
| eureka | - | a euphemism for "You smell bad." | |
| falsehood | - | someone who pretends to be a gangster | |
| filmdom | - | a bad movie | |
| fission | - | where Huck Finn went when he played hookey | |
| geometry | - | what the acorn said after it grew up | |
| grateful | - | what it takes to build a good fire | |
| handicap | - | a ready to wear hat | |
| hari-kari | - | transporting a wig from one place to another | |
| hunger | - | what the posse did to the lady rustler | |
| hypothesis | - | first thing a teenager says to his father on the telephone | |
| intense | - | where campers sleep | |
| ketchup | - | what the last runner in a race wants to do | |
| kinship | - | your rich uncle's boat | |
| knickerbocker | - | a knative of Knew York |
Note: Author Unknown -- I'm not sure who originally compiled this list, but believe it is in the public domain. Warning: there is more coming from this compilation (see Volume L - Z).
Copyright 2008 by Lawrence Yerkes. All Rights Reserved.
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