Southern New Jersey Overlook

Here are Modern Laws of Nature that have been developed from empirical observations, have been thoroughly tested, are predictable and repeatable, and irrefutable...

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Mechanic's and Technician's Law
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Law of Queues:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Hot Tub Law
When the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Audience Disruption Law
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Coffee Break Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss or associate will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


Source: Unknown.


Please add your own Laws, Theories and Corallaries.




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